While I haven't been as up to date on the happenings in the WWE as I have been in the past, I can't let the grand-daddy of 'em all pass without making a set of predictions. Every year since 2006's WrestleMania 22, I've made my predictions, with some year's results obviously being better than others...
2006: WrestleMania 22: 9-2
2007: WrestleMania 23: 3-5
2008: WrestleMania XXIV: 2-6-1 [Funny, this was the one I
went to]
2009: WrestleMania XXV: 4-4
2010: WrestleMania XXVI: 4-5 (No pick on the Diva tag match)
2011: WrestleMania XXVII: 3-6
2012: WrestleMania XXVIII: 5-4
With this year's card lacking any sort of pizzazz or pop, my picks this year are either going to be spot on or utterly terrible. Honestly, I think having not really watched the product since January will be to my "advantage," as I'll be picking based on historical precedence and common sense (is that a thing in pro wrestling?) instead of relying on emotion and desire. So without further ado...
Intercontinental Championship Match (Interactive Pre-Show)Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz
Remember when The Miz was a thing? A certifiable main eventer? Just two years ago he was headlining WrestleMania 27, now he's on the YouTube preshow. While he's taken a mighty fall, today will be a step in helping him get back on track.
The MizRyback vs. Mark Henry
I see this match being nothing more than two brutes hammering each other with haymakers for 7-10 minutes. I'm OK with that. It won't be a masterpiece, but it'll be entertaining.
Ryback
Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show vs. The Shield
It's too early to have The Shield lose a big match. I may be mistaken, but we know nothing of their motivation or desires.
The Shield steal this one after a moment of "miscommunication" between the good guy team.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
Who the hell is Fandango? And why is he in a WrestleMania match with Chris Jericho? My guess is they give the kid time to shine, but
Jericho will be the one standing tall after all is said and done.
WWE Tag Team Championship MatchTeam Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E. Langston
Here an unspoken rule of tag team matches at WrestleMania. If there are two tag matches on the card that don't involve main event talent, one will have the "good guys" winning... -
Team Hell NoTons of Funk & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
...and one will have the "bad guys" winning. -
Team SchoolBells
No Holds Barred Match (If Triple H loses, he must retire)Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar
The retirement stipulation gives this one away. It's pretty much a given that Triple H will do the job to
Brock. He hasn't been an active competitor in almost two years, there's no one left for him to beat, and there's nothing more for him to do. This will be the last ride for the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations (...for now).
The Undertaker vs. CM Punk
The Undertaker moves to 21-0. I'd love to be wrong here, as CM Punk should be headlining this card, but who am I kidding?
World Heavyweight Championship MatchAlberto Del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger
Remember that
DUI and Possession charge Swagger got hit with back in February? Oh, you forgot all about that? Don't worry, I'm sure that the WWE brass didn't. Alberto Del Rio defends his title and gains his first WrestleMania victory.
WWE Championship MatchThe Rock (c) vs. John Cena
"Once In A Lifetime" huh? Yeah, not so much. I feel like this is the end of The Rock's "return" to WWE. As such,
The Rock will "return the favor" and lose to John Cena. Cena regains the WWE Championship, The Rock goes back to making movies, and it'll be like 2010 all over again. (Sidebar: For all the fans who wished for longer story lines, you got your wish. Even though John Cena has been involved in other feuds, this has been the main program in WWE for the better part of two years.)